Welcome, welcome, one and all, to Egg Toy Land — my delightfully demented toybox of terror! Yes, it's all part of my newest stroke of genius: Sonic Rumble, a party brawler of bouncing bots and panicked plushies! This game is brought to life by Sega and Rovio — and more importantly, me.

So what’s the premise? Simple. I’ve created an entire miniature world where toy versions of Sonic and his silly little friends dash, dodge, and dive for dominance. I even sent them adorable invitations! (With a few... surprises inside.) The goal? Collect Rings, survive the chaos, and maybe — just maybe — reach the end in one piece. And just to spice things up? I’m in there too! That’s right: I’m playable! Alongside Metal Sonic and my alternate self, Mr. Dr. Eggman from that bizarre Sonic Prime cartoon. It’s an Eggman Empire trifecta, baby!

Matches hold up to 32 bumbling competitors at once, all frantically leaping over platforms, slipping through traps, and scrambling to be the last toy standing. Players join races and minigames across three rounds: Round One is a mad dash to the finish line where half of you will be eliminated — try not to fall apart too quickly, hmm?

Round Two brings randomized chaos with one of three delightful modes: Survival (stay alive, if you can), Hunt (score the most points), or Team (share the burden of incompetence with others!).

Finally, the elite eight move to Round Three: Ring Battle — a frantic Ring-grabbing frenzy where the last toy standing (me, of course) becomes the ruler of my playground!

It’s colorful, it’s chaotic, it’s completely under my control. Whether you're dashing, dodging, or decking the competition, remember — you’re all pawns in my delightful little game.