Finally, a game starring ME! Kind of. Despite being the main character, with my name in the title, I'm not actually playable in this game. Because you can't control me! *ahem* Anyway, Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine is not only my finest attempt at psychological warfare through puzzle mechanics, it’s also proof that I can turn even the jolliest of creatures into cogs in my grand machine of domination!

In this game, I launch my most devious plot yet: capturing the happy little fools of Beanville and shoving them into my magnificent Mean Bean-Steaming Machine! My goal? To turn them into my loyal robot minions! That's right, BEAN bots!

But of course, some meddler dares to challenge me. Sonic? No, that hideous hedgehog never even showed up! The unseen player must outwit my series of delightful henchbots — including Coconuts, Grounder, Scratch, and even yours truly in a series of increasingly difficult puzzle battles. Link four Beans of the same color to make them vanish. Trigger chain reactions. Dump garbage Beans on your opponent. Delightful chaos!

Oh, the sweet, sweet satisfaction of watching opponents flail as their boards fill to the brim. Whether you’re in Scenario Mode, two-player battles, or just practicing in Exercise Mode, there’s no escape from the glorious rhythm of my mechanized madness!

So go on, try to stop me! But fair warning: I don’t play fair. And if you make it all the way to the end, I’ll personally take you on in a climactic showdown. Do you dare challenge me?