A new comic starring that heinous hedgehog? As if the preceding comic miniseries wasn't bad enough! But where there's Sonic, there's Robotnik to ruin his day! Here's my account of what happened:
Ah, the artistry of my genius never ceases. Tired of swatting that speed freak Sonic the Hedgehog with conventional methods, I decided to go botanical—emphasis on the "bot!" My glorious SWATbot brought me a beautiful abomination: the Krudzu. Not a plant, but a mechanical vine engineered to entangle anything it touches. And fast.
With my Burrobot planting the Krudzu across Mobius, things were looking delightfully grim for those fuzzball Freedom Fighters—until Antoine, that foppish coward, decided to pick flowers and got himself tangled up like the bumbling buffoon he is. Naturally, Sonic and Sally swooped in to rescue him (ugh, teamwork). They brought him back underground, Rotor fiddled with the vines, and wouldn’t you know it—Tails waters the thing and discovers it’s robotic. So much for my surprise!
Sonic starts scheming, but nature—of all things—saves the day. A thunderstorm rolls in and short-circuits my Krudzu masterpiece. Foiled... by the weather. And yes, I smashed my Burrobot in a well-deserved fit of rage. Never trust subcontractors!
Now this is more like it! My dazzling venue in the Casino Night Zone—Renobotnik! A glittering paradise of doom, and the perfect place to unveil my latest stroke of brilliance: Orbinaut! Naturally, Sonic couldn’t resist crashing the party. I spotted him instantly, called him out in front of the crowd, and let Orbinaut knock him senseless. You could’ve heard the applause from Robotropolis!
While Sonic was napping, I thought I'd have a little fun stuffing him inside my giant pinball machine. There he was, bouncing around like a blue ball against my bumpers. A hilarious sight to behold! But just as I was about to send him back in for round two, a meddlesome guest actually won one of my casino's games! According to house rules, I was obligated to crush them with a hammer. Fair is fair.
While I was busy attending to casino protocol, Sonic—you guessed it—cheated his way out of his pinball prison using his quills to cut the glass. I launched him again, only for him to break out mid-air and destroy my beloved machine. Orbinaut tried to finish the job, but Sonic deflected his spikes and blew up the entire casino! Curse him!
You may have won this roll of the dice, hedgehog... but next time, Lady Luck will smile on Robotnik!